spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.
He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
by Stacker Gilder January 25, 2021
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Spidercock

A rare species of spider that have a cock attached to their body, usually found in Uganda
"LOOK OUT ITS A SPIDERCOCK!!!"
by Crackerwacker74 February 07, 2023
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