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So Many Bitches 

Must be stated in a "my new haircut" voice:

1) When a group of males do something and do not want to disclose the fact that there will only be males there to make females wonder

2a) When you are at a party with snobby ho-faced females who think they are the shit

or

2b) When you party with a large number of attractive females
1)

Guy (to his guy friends): Hey you guys want to go watch the game at the bar?
Girl: Wait who are you going with?
Guy: Brad, Nick, Joey, Chris and so many bitches...

2a)
Guy: Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: What you think you can just buy me a drink and sleep with me? (walks away)
Guy to his friends: Man, there are so many bitches here, f-this place.

2b)

When you party at the playboy mansion.
Guy1: How was last night?
Guy2: Holy Shit! There were soooo many bitches!!!!!
Guy1: Did you hook up with any?
Guy2: Of course I did you dumb shit.
So Many Bitches by BMlz November 5, 2009

SO MANY LIMES

A phrase that is yelled, in exultation, upon seeing a plentiful surplus of limes to be utilized in cocktails and other alcoholic mixed drinks later in the night. The perfect ratio of acids to sugars make limes an ideal compliment to any drink.
*Erin opens up Marshal's refrigerator*

"Oh my god, SO MANY LIMES!"

so many puppies, so little time 

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.
Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

wrong on so many levels 

When something said or done is so wrong, that one cannot help but feel disdain for it on numerous metaphysical tiers.

That is to say, it breaches what is considered 'right' in more ways than one.
Person 1: 'I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her with her grandma...'
Person 2: 'Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels'.

why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes 

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.
Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

you're so many things 

If a person inspires such joy and wonder (or happy confusion) that words fail to describe.
Girl!! You're so many things.