smulch

Chocolate box, cheesy but well done pathos. Brings a tear to your eye even though you know it's so set up.

Lilo and Stitch is pure smulch but every time I watch it I seem to get something in my eye.

by Bossy Booty September 16, 2013

SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH January 1, 2021

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 22, 2010