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smorecack 

A creature who lurks the woods of northern california. This foul beast has a thick grahm cracker hide, it's mostly made of marshmallow, and has warm melted chocolate for blood. This creature is held together by unknown demonic energies. When you see steaming chocolate and marshmallows on the ground, it's most likely smorecack droppings.This creature has a roar which can be heard at 12:35 am every tuesday on the highest peak in northern california.
"HOLY SHIT, STEVE, I JUST SAW THE LEGENDARY SMORECACK!!!"
"shut the fuck up, brian."
smorecack by rawrthas August 23, 2007
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An interchangable nickname for an extremley lazy person that lays around all day smoking pot, and randomly starts irrelevant, one sided conversations with you because he's so stoned that it seems like great opportunitie to fluff his ego. These conversations typically start off with "Oh, man, I told you right....(continues to tell you whats on his mind at the moment, even though you don't care because he told you the same pointless shit yesterday)."
" That Sorelack hasn't moved off the coutch in days, and he keeps telling me the same lame story about how he bought an Elvis vinel for $3 in Austin."
Sorelack by TAOZAO February 28, 2010
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The situation that arises when two guys have a smoke sesh...alone.
"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"

"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"

"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."

"Fine let's go."
Smokeback Mountain by dendenkim November 14, 2014