The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.
by I Am The Clean One 2 January 31, 2011
An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009