shit king

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

that dude can really take a shit ! He is the shit king !

by james ferarro September 1, 2006

shit king

a man who likes to fuck other men in the ass and take it ine the ass

brent is a shit king he gives it to men in the ass and takes it to

by adam3213 June 29, 2006

drip shit king

A dumb fucking midget who gets alot of chicks but does jack shit with them

omg evan is such a drip shit king!!

by Slim Yim August 14, 2018

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

king shit

in terms of internet slang-
when a man does something good,

he is on his king shit.

robert: i just quit smoking cigs
ali: proud of you. king shit.

by weedstink July 26, 2020

king shit

it means you are the end all be all of everything.

"I am king shit of fuck mountain"-Mr.Show

by h-lo August 24, 2004

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

by gelf February 20, 2009