Shaboygan

The act of rendering a woman unconscious, or finding a woman who already is, getting a friend (wearing carpenter or army boots) to jump on her stomach. then you assume the oral sex position on her and what ever may emerge when your friend jumps on her stomach is to be eaten. Then you slap a high five with your friend and simultaneously yell "SHABOYGAN"

Mike and Jeffery shaboyganed an unconscious chick last night. This girl became a real winner when a tampon emerged from her pussy and in accordance with the rules, Jeffery had to eat it. It was epically disgusting yet oh so satisfying.

by Peter and Ross December 23, 2008

oi shaboygan

A noun usually used during a well shit kind of moment.

Ex. Boy: I cheated on you last night
Girl: oi shaboygan....
Ex. Girl: Mom, I'm pregnant.
Mom: oi shaboygan I'm not telling your father

by buttholesaregreat June 15, 2015