Sega Thumbs are human thumbs that bend backwards, under their own power, so far as to reach a Reverse Right-Angle. Almost all of our thumbs bend forward 90 degrees. The Left or Right Reverse Right-Angle is a feat most often achieved by Sega fans who were around when the games we are playing on our cell phones were the games that were proudly displayed on our brand new WOOD TVs!
Bonus1:Using 1 or more Sega Thumbs speeds up Text Messaging.
Bonus2:Hitch-Hiking with Sega Thumb is a guaranteed ride.
Bonus3:Sega Thumbs give great Massages.

Question-
"Honey, I'll give you head if you give me 20 minutes of your Sega Thumbs? I have a really sore back"
Answer-"Right after this game Babe E!"

SEGA thumbs by Quad Hizzo the System Master February 6, 2007

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SEGA thumbs

A disease caused by playing Sonic Spinball on the Sega MegaDrive for 57 hours straight. Known to lead to cripplingly premature arthritis.

Ow my thumbs bend back on themselves. Must be Sega Thumbs.

SEGA thumbs by Anonymous June 26, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026