A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university department worth devoting a human life to. Non-students suck at life (rest of CLA), or have sold childhood dreams to sleep with numbers or become numbers as they brown-nose their way up the ladder in a faceless corporation that sells shit no one even cares about (IT, CSOM - respectively). Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management (CSOM) and the Institute of Technology (IT), the SoM is populated by people who posess stellar social skills, intimidating stage rapport, as well as a tangible performance talent capable of winning the respect, admiration, and jealousy of their peers. Most SoM students could kick your ass in rocking (literally), and often jump at the chance to tell you why your music collection proves why you're pathetic.
Carlson student: "I see by your natural ability to capture the attention of a concert hall, my sniveling rat-like ways will never make people truly adore me. They'll only pretend to like me for the material posessions I come home to day after day of empty paper-pushing at the office. My life is terrible."
IT student: *no comment...too awkward to talk/too busy gaming*
non-SoM CLA student: "Would you like fries with that?"
School of Music student: "Everybody shut up...i'm shredding tasty licks and you're throwing off my vibe. Oh really, you played clarinet in high school? Good for you, Timmy. Burt Hara eats fools like you for breakfast."
IT student: *no comment...too awkward to talk/too busy gaming*
non-SoM CLA student: "Would you like fries with that?"
School of Music student: "Everybody shut up...i'm shredding tasty licks and you're throwing off my vibe. Oh really, you played clarinet in high school? Good for you, Timmy. Burt Hara eats fools like you for breakfast."
by franz liszt December 26, 2008
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Pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. The faculty includes, but is not limited to: John "tavakididama" White, Pablo "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Cohen, Bradley "Sass" Hougham, David "Eroica Dynamite" Pacun, Frank "Keep It in the Family" Campos, Dave "The Wizard" Unland, Ed "Pianoforte" Swenson, Mark "Look at my pecs" Radice, Jeffrey "Hector Berlioz" Meyer, John "He's not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind" Stetch, etc.
The music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.
The school of music is at its classiest during its annual Christmas concert, "Ford Fest." On this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.
All in all, a utopia of musicality.
PS- Josh "No Socks" Oxford.
Pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. The faculty includes, but is not limited to: John "tavakididama" White, Pablo "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Cohen, Bradley "Sass" Hougham, David "Eroica Dynamite" Pacun, Frank "Keep It in the Family" Campos, Dave "The Wizard" Unland, Ed "Pianoforte" Swenson, Mark "Look at my pecs" Radice, Jeffrey "Hector Berlioz" Meyer, John "He's not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind" Stetch, etc.
The music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.
The school of music is at its classiest during its annual Christmas concert, "Ford Fest." On this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.
All in all, a utopia of musicality.
PS- Josh "No Socks" Oxford.
by gesualdo April 18, 2010
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