Russian Cream 

A popular drink among homo and bisexual men and many women, similar to the White Russian except the milk/cream is substituted for sperm. Often described as fruity and delicious with an acrid afterburn.

"That Russian Cream tasted Jizz-tastic"

"My mouth feels raw now but at least I'm satisfied."

Russian Cream by You're such an Andy March 4, 2010

Russian Cream Pie 

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.

“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”

Russian Cream Pie by jxhnnyrxckstar February 17, 2021

Russian Cookies & Cream

One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.

"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."

"That's lit, bro."

Russian Cookies & Cream by nolan121405 September 29, 2018

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

Russian Creaming by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023

Creamy Russian 

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

Creamy Russian by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

Creampie Russian Roulette 

Give/get a creampie. If you or your partner gets pregnant, you kill yourself.

Bro 1: i really can't decide if I should kill myself or keep on living.

Bro 2: why don't u let ur cock decide. Do the creampie russian roulette.

Creampie Russian Roulette by krazyfilipinx October 25, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020