Rubin's Sign 

The brown stain left on underwear from improper wiping after a bowel movement.

She knew the one night stand would not be repeated when she woke up in the morning and saw Rubin's Sign in his boxers.

Rubin's Sign by Flatbrookdad February 1, 2017

Rubin's

(noun) Waxy, vanilla smelling hair pomade used by "greasers" or "rockabillies." Based on Dr. Rubin's, a Los Angeles pomade manufacturer. Hair product in greaser parlance.

"Dude my pomp is sticking up in back. Do you have any Rubin's on you?"

Rubin's by JoeMommma January 15, 2013

[Rubing my suburban] 

Applying mayonaise and jelly to the foreskin and or scrotum of a mans penis as lubrication for oral sex in preperation for a prostate exam

Scott Behm tryed RUBING MY SUBURBAN during our conversation on gay rights in the little boys section at K-mart.

[Rubing my suburban] by *suck my choad* October 11, 2008

swank rubin 

being a complete doshe bag or a fuck face or in some cases a dick sucker.

dude u shot my dog u swank rubin.
hey u swank rubin you just kicked me in the nuts

swank rubin by Hunter Bullock April 23, 2008