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Roid Monkey 

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.
"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."
Roid Monkey by T.R.I. February 14, 2006
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Roid Monkey 

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)

Roid Monkey 

A professional sports player using performance-enhancing drugs, typically steroids.
Say hello to the New York RoidMonkeys
Roid Monkey by s-bomb March 2, 2004

roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.
There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.
roadmonkey by wanderlost November 27, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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