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Rocket ships 

Another word for abnormally shaped breasts that are owned by a woman. This leads to an inability to breast feed, and reduced pleasure during sexual intercourse. Men find rocket ships very physically unappealing, and often try to avoid bitches with rocket ships (even if the are big).
Thomas: Waddup, Homie?
Robarts: Nuthin' much dawg. I juss saw a fyne feemail frum da backside, but wen shee turnd around when I tryed ta grope hur, she had fuckin' huge-asss rocket ships that looked like fuckin' milk cartons!
Thomas: Wow, Well did you bang dat bitch?
Robarts: Fuck NOE!!! Bitches wid rocket ships gotta buy love, and da woomen pai mii!!
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portuguese rocket ship

This is when a person has explosive diarhea in a toilet.
hey did you see james? he just took a ride on a portuguese rocket ship.

Mexican Rocket Ship

An outdoor portable toilet, as typicaly seen around construction sites.
Man, I gotta find a place to piss!
Just climb in that mexican rocket ship.
Mexican Rocket Ship by RJLINDY August 12, 2008

rocket ship shit 

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship
Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.
rocket ship shit by atreyudanger August 22, 2008

rocket ship

a penis that is shaped or is similar to the shape of a space shuttle, rocket ship, or moon plane. it is a common misconception that the penis is at half mast, but indeed it is merely a deformity that causes the NASA appearance of the peener.
Holy shit, Gabe ran out of the shower to get his bagel from the toaster and we all saw his fuckin rocket ship.
rocket ship by RUSS SENIOR January 2, 2009

Rocket Ship

a girl takes a puff from a cigarette, then holds her breath while perfroming oral sex on the man until she must exhale. Then, she must exhale slowly while sliding her lips back of the cock. More and more of the penis will be revealed from the mouth, causing more and more smoke to come out with it.
Laquisha loves smoking and giving head, so she combined her two favorite hobbies and gave me a rocket ship.
Rocket Ship by JakeHudz May 2, 2009

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