A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."
"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."
by C.S.K. July 10, 2009
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