Riglar

A small ginger troll like creature, normally of the german origin.
habitat: small white caves in the english countryside
eating habits : moth balls, gravy,dried seeds and nuts, hyena testicles smeared with mustard blood.

A riglar is a very dosile creature, but if disturbed can become very aggressive.
you can identify one by its bulbus rectum and potent bin juice smell.
To mark his/her territory it rubs the glands under his prostate against walls or trees, it does not like it when bark gets stuck, a loud wailing can be heard from a range of 10 miles!

can you smell that??

- yes it smells like bin juice!

- oh! a riglar must be nearby!!

2. is that riglar prostate on that tree?

- lets not sit here.

by Jerkofftwice December 26, 2009

Rigmarole

A set of confused and meaningless statements.

A long and complicated and confusing procedure; "all that academic rigmarole was a waste of time".

I'm not 100% sure where this term originates, but I've heard it used in Britain and Ireland.

1. "You wouldnt believe the rigmarole I had to go through just to have my credit cards cancelled!"

2. "Oh, not this rigmarole again!"

by Nigel Tufnel July 18, 2005

Rigtards

A group of oil rig workers who work togeather. Usually seen at dance clubs and malls on their time off spending their money carelessly.

Hey Josh, did you see that group of rigtards at the bar last night, what a bunch of homos.

by Benny Boots March 17, 2006

Rigtard

A person who tries to convince others that online poker is rigged without providing any evidence.

If you rigtards keep coming up with the same rubbish and offering no credible evidence then of course you are going to get mocked.

by jukofyork March 10, 2009

reglar

A redneck word used by many an uneducated american idiot who do not know how to properly use the language known as english.

My car she burns reglar.

by BPant October 14, 2005

riglorious

Defines a precarious situation where something is both ridiculous and glorious

The middle-aged mother (milf) had double d's that any man would look at and say..",damn..those are some riglorious titties!"

by Steven Lowrance May 24, 2008

Rigtarded

When it is obvious that someone is lazy or stupid by their sloppy and careless work.

If Cal wouldn't have done such a rigtarded job on the lawn mower, it would still be working!

by Night Lightning June 9, 2013