by ALICIA'SWORSTNIGHTMARE April 4, 2022
You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016
If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of 2009's "Up" but he doesn't give it to you because he will never give you up.
But by not doing so, he lets you down, and breaks his second rule.
He has to either give you up, or let you down, which rule will he break?
But by not doing so, he lets you down, and breaks his second rule.
He has to either give you up, or let you down, which rule will he break?
Guy#1: I asked Rick Astley for "Up" but he didn't give it to me.
Guy#2: So he caused the Rick Astley Paradox!
Guy#3: At least he didn't say goodbye.
Guy#2: So he caused the Rick Astley Paradox!
Guy#3: At least he didn't say goodbye.
by youknow12867 April 14, 2021
sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6
Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.
sinner: word
THE " church of rick astley "
Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.
sinner: word
THE " church of rick astley "
by ryansaunders March 2, 2009
The 29th day of July. Used to celebrate the day the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley got to 1B views on youtube.
by Bruh_Moment45736 July 29, 2021
"Never gonna run around and desert you."
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand
by Cycosist March 8, 2021
among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god
by jordan poole fan March 24, 2021