Ricardo Alexandre, known by his aliases: VoidInBlock, Crystal, and Crystalium, is a Portugese terrorist currently convicted for sexual assault and child sex trafficking. A devout infidel, he rejects the idea of religion as a whole. He is known for having gay sexual intercourse with a man named USL and acts as his puppet, but it is well known he used to have gay sex with Dan as well. He is wanted in several countries for war crimes, including but not limited to: The Russian Federation, the State of Israel, and Nigeria. It has been confirmed that Ricardo Alexandre has connections with terrorist organizations such as The Kosovo Liberation Army, The New Jersey Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Alliance, Al Qaeda, and Mossad. He also has a mental disorder of schizophrenia due to his fantasies of running a fictional empire with numerous galaxies with himself as the sole ruler. If you come across Ricardo Alexandre, call the authorities immediately and do the sign of the cross and he will refrain from fucking your children tonight although this is not guaranteed.
Hey have you heard of Ricardo Alexandre? He's such a pedophile and he might fuck my children!
by Cum stains on the wall September 17, 2023
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