Reverse Chode 

a chode that's width is equal to its length.

Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!

Reverse Chode by McDooodle March 6, 2008

Reverse Chode 

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.

Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!

Reverse Chode by gsh0t July 1, 2010

Reverse Chode 

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

Reverse Chode by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015

reverse chode 

a normal dick

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)

reverse chode by redd_ez October 10, 2021

Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode

I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!

Reverse chode by Bornelius October 27, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019