Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Retarded Penquin by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.

Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks

retarded penguin by Nerd havin a great time watchin these idiots April 8, 2007

Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!

Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.

Retarded penguin by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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