retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog

"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"

retarded dog by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005

super retarded dog 

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.

Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!

super retarded dog by Waddle June 11, 2006

retarded doge 

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

retarded doge by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Dogmatically Retarded 

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

Dogmatically Retarded by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022