Remit

a turd.

sometimes used as an insult.

eg. i just had a remit

or

eg. you f*ucking remit, go lick your gran.

by not a remit November 11, 2010

Remit

A extremely pregnant zebra, one who is generally past their date of giving birth. They tend to be darker than other zebra's and are most popular in the area commonly known as Taung.

Wow look at that remit tearing up that grass it's eating so much that it must be thirsty.

by @Blackness_DBCily June 1, 2016

remit

Another way of saying reshit.

Bob: I just did a remit.

John: what's that?

Bob: it's when you shit and then suck it back up with your butthole and shit it out again
John: haha awesome

by Bob Smellsworth December 12, 2025