Reetoor

as said by Craiiig Daaaavid offa Bo' Selecta! on channel 4. means 'hello'

Reetoor, its Craiiig Daaavid ere. how do?

by Karl. November 20, 2003

Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".

Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."

by Reetlord December 6, 2009