Redmoor Academy 

A school located in the English town of Hinckley, it is generally classed as a BTEC Hinckley Academy, ironic considering most students from the school go on to have only a BTEC qualification after their lack of GCSEs, and commonly falls 2nd in Hincklyians' list of dodgy schools in the area. The only separation it holds from its dodgier counterpart is the smaller net roadman output, with the school boasting a record-low 41% of year 11s in a gang. A stroll past the school gates at lunch must be warned against as your innocent lunchbreak stroll will see you witness a notorious field-fight, where two students battle it out to the death in an attempt to settle their disagreements over who should be attributed with the honour of being known as the person who smoked the most weed on the walk to school in that morning, and will result in you having to spend 3 hours of your day in the school office providing evidence which will go towards absolutely nothing as the school will no doubt find both wrestlers guilty, even when one of the students mistakes their mothers chopped-up basil for cannabis and smokes that on the way to school. Another common sight is dented artwork that hangs on the school corridors due the the art teacher's belief that displaying students' amazing artwork liven up the premises but, to the art department's disappointment, the canvasses only became a target for students with anger-issues to punch after being omitted from lessons for the 5th time in as many days.

Household member 1: *Slams door* help help!
Household member 2: What's the matter?
Household member 1: Quick get the nose disinefectant out the cupboard I just caught a whiff of burnt basil from a Redmoor Academy student whilst on my morning jog

Redmoor Academy by Suntan Dave October 23, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012