Skip to main content

Redemission

The word you say when you forget how to say something and your friends are being dick heads about it
Tyler: fuck what is that word?!
Marlene: fucking loser you can’t think of the word
Tyler: Redemission! Fuck you
by Mia_sim3 December 19, 2023
mugGet the Redemission mug.

Remission

When a beautiful young lady kicks medical ass and rocks the entire world!!!!
My word, Jocelyn just remissioned the ass off of that!
by Kate the Kitten January 12, 2012
mugGet the Remission mug.

remissionary man

A man, such as John Edwards or Brett Favre, who cheats on his wife while she is undergoing treatment for cancer or is in remission.
While he lovingly sat by his wife's side throughout her initial cancer diagnosis and treatment, his desire for intimacy led him to become a remissionary man by engaging in a torrid affair with his secretary.
by The Quipster October 19, 2010
mugGet the remissionary man mug.
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes mug.

shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023
mugGet the shit remission mug.

<.7.9.7.6.> Pleading Are Remission Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Pleading Are Remission Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> Pleading Are Remission Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.> Pleading Are Remission Artistry<.7.9.7.6.> mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email