A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.
Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.
by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004
an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.
Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
by funnybunny May 6, 2008
A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.
by Hasian! September 5, 2018
An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
i like rocking out to 99 red balloons
by Tizzle March 24, 2005
Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.
Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013
by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013