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As gas passes though your body and escapes, it leaves a wicked revolting stench that even you are disgusted by.

God forbid your reakin' arse is discovered by another.

Sometimes they are silent but deadly.

Acknowledgment of impending deathfart is advised to avoid inevitable social embarrassment or blame or both.
Dude, what's reakin'?

That's fucking putrid!

Oh man what crawled up your arse and died?

Struth!
Reakin' by Kodriejedi July 31, 2016
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reakin havoc 

Causing problems, or chaos.
Being insubordinate, whying/ wilding out. Acting out of character.
Trevon and Luke were reakin havoc this weekend, at the fair, now they're locked up.
reakin havoc by Mcbreezay. June 29, 2008
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'Reakin' Fretard 

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".
Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!
'Reakin' Fretard by Jen June 18, 2006
n. skank ass ho. dirty biyatch. a slut who you can slap the shit out of. usually though this refers to a dude. very degrading term. most devastating when delivered in combination with "bitch".
i'll smack da taste out your mouff, rekin!

get the f&ck out ma face ya rekin...biyatch!

"where ma money at, rekin?"
"yo homedogg, i aint make ya none tonite. i wuz chillin on message boards, shootin da shit wiff da fems."
"whachu say, gay bitch?"
"i say there aint no bread tonite, man."
"f&ck you best get me ma money tonite fo' you taste da back of ma hand...bitch rekin!"
Rekin by Rajeev Al-Richmond July 6, 2006
The definition which you are momentarily about to read is unquestionably far superior to any others listed. As an accomplished contributor to urbandictionary.com, I feel it necessary to mention that I will be accepting job offers from Webster's and Oxford after my performance here. Speaking of which, it should come as no surprise when for some reason, say a year from now, you're perusing through the latest Webster's, and you happen to come across the word rekin.

So let me just get to it and be absolutely clear, crystal and concise. A rekin is an internet monkey who engages in monkey web activities like the monkey ass bitch that he is in order to have long overdue monkey sex with any arbitrary ugly ass monkies that his monkey ass comes across. If you doubt the monkey analogy or choose to accept the donkey/camel metaphor, then you clearly do not grasp what a rekin is and are as big a jackass as a rekin himself. Note that jackass in this case is being used to describe a limited caliber and is not being used as an animal reference, for a rekin is undoubtedly just a monkey. In sum, a rekin is a monkey with no balls to do his business in any other venue other than the cyber world.
You've never heard of a rekin because you don't surf the web. You've never witnessed some monkey ass do his sad flirting impression for some monkey sex.
Rekin by King Sanjay July 11, 2006
n. a slave with no opinions of his own. someone you keep as part of your team just to have a bitch ass around. otherwise though, a REkiN is nothing more than a piece of crap. a REkiN commonly gets raped up the ass and will take it like a bitch. that's why his boss(es) allow the REkiN to stick around because he makes for a good puppy dog or cheap whore.
You fucking REkiN, I'll smack that smile off your face.

REkiN: Is there anything else I can do for you, boss?
Boss: Yea bitch...kneel!
RekiN: Yes sir.
Boss: I meant with your mouth open, because you're gonna be deepthroating this, you pussy ass bitch.

Get out of my face you spineless pussy..freekin' REkiN.

"Watchu keepin that pussy around for, man?"
"Chill dawg, he more of a show piece plus he my biatch."
"Huh, but look at him man..he ain't never contribute, wtf."
"Nigga please..you wouldn't be sayin that shit if you knew the kind of cock that bitch sucks."
"Nigga fo real?"
"Oh hell yea..I was gonna fire his ass yesterday, but he offered to suck my dick and look at him now, he's golden."
"Damn REkiN."

Quit peepin' while I'm tryin' to bang this girl, you desperate masturbating loser. Fuckin bitch ass REkiN!
REkiN by DesiSquad July 6, 2006
most of you are a bit off with this definition. i was around when this term first came about. yeah it means male bitch, but it refers to a dude on the internet who just does "LOL!" to everything like a retard. a rekin is like a LOLtard. he's a bitch in that way - he just laughs at everything, even shit that's not humorous just to kiss major ass. also a rekin thinks that dumb ass shit is funny, and he won't even understand the actually funny shit because he's just a retarded dumbass who does "LOL" and all "LOL" variations (lol, LMAO, ROFL, hehe, haha, hahahaha, ahaha) to everything.
"yo dude, it's nice weather out."
"LOL!"

"hey what do you call a pig that does karate?...porkchop!"
"LOL!"

"yeah homes, i got layed last night."
"LOL!"

"you mothafuckin bitch, what the hell do you keep LOLing for?"
"LOL!"

"can i eat your boobies with a knife and fork? LOL!"
"wtf bitch, are you freekin retarded?"
"LOL!"
"i'll slap you, bitch rekin..now shut up with your senseless comments."
"LOL!"
rekin by Spanish Fruitfly July 7, 2006
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