A person who cannot understand anything when reading.
I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.
by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009
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Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
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When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.
by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
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BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling
"You are a readtardddddddddd"
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