You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma
by svinaktig July 6, 2021
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An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.
Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.
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Aubrey Rash

is someone who is very hotter but not more than her boyfriend
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Aubrey Rash

is someone who is very hotter but not more than her boyfriend
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A red rash on the trunk of your penis caused by rough sex and the grinding of pubic hair on the shaft of your junk.
Last night I pounded my girl so hard I got trunk rash.i wish she would shave.
by Dicky thunder June 9, 2023
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After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course
Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb
by Stew-unit June 16, 2007
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