Rapture Ready

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A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

Rapture Ready by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Rapture-Ready

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

Rapture-Ready by MathPlus October 28, 2018

Related Words

Rapture Ready • Rapture • rapture hatch • Rapture bomb • rapture bunny • Rapture-edge • Rapture Failure • Rapture Fuck • rapture moment • rapture monkey

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