russian midget 

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

russian midget by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

russian midget 

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

russian midget by brian egan July 22, 2007

Russian Beer Midget 

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

Russian Beer Midget by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020