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R Kellly
EX(S):
1.
R Kelly: "You wanna go bumpin' & grindin' lil girl?
Lil' girl: "MOMMMYY!!"
2:
Debbie: Mr. Hank was staring at me again.
Melissa: God, he's such a R Kellly.
1.
R Kelly: "You wanna go bumpin' & grindin' lil girl?
Lil' girl: "MOMMMYY!!"
2:
Debbie: Mr. Hank was staring at me again.
Melissa: God, he's such a R Kellly.
R Kellly by Angelina's D S L July 13, 2006
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R Kellly
Teacher: Hey, I'd like to meet up with you after school if you don't mind. 'wink wink'
Female Student: Whatever f00, get your R Kelly ass away from me bitch. You aint tappin this ass.
Female Student: Whatever f00, get your R Kelly ass away from me bitch. You aint tappin this ass.
R Kellly by William Chambers July 28, 2005
R Kelly Syndrome
The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.
R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013
R Kelly
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
R Kelly
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
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