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R Kellly 

1. A rapper that likes to have sex & piss on little girls.
2. Another way to say pedophile
EX(S):
1.
R Kelly: "You wanna go bumpin' & grindin' lil girl?
Lil' girl: "MOMMMYY!!"

2:
Debbie: Mr. Hank was staring at me again.
Melissa: God, he's such a R Kellly.
R Kellly by Angelina's D S L July 13, 2006

R Kellly 

A word "name" used to insult or describe a person as a pedophile who sleeps with underage women.
Teacher: Hey, I'd like to meet up with you after school if you don't mind. 'wink wink'
Female Student: Whatever f00, get your R Kelly ass away from me bitch. You aint tappin this ass.
R Kellly by William Chambers July 28, 2005

R Kelly Syndrome 

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes
The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
R Kelly by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023