When a project on Kickstarter reaches its goal long before the window of oppurtunity closes.
"Did you see that Kickstarter project for the Lizzie Bennet Diaries on DVD?"
"Yeah! They reached their goal really quickly, and there's still thirty days left!"
"That was a real quickstarter!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.