Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

Quest Sex by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Word of the Day on February 23, 2024

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Quest sex

The kind of sex when you can't afford a Valve Index VR headset.

Lifeless, and without full-body tracking.

Steve: Hey man do you want to have Quest sex?
Alan: No way, I'd rather have sex with a tree.

Quest sex by Chirping_Cat February 27, 2024

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Quest Sex • el sexo con queso • sexy queso queen • quest • Quest Crew • quest for fire • Quest Giver Energy • quest kid • Quest Metal • Quest Academy

el sexo con queso

Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.

-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"

el sexo con queso by b-rizzle foshizzle September 10, 2005

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sexy queso queen

A bad ass bitch, named Megan B... She fucks

That girl is a sexy Queso queen

sexy queso queen by Tmmurphy266 August 21, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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