Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

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Quest sex

The kind of sex when you can't afford a Valve Index VR headset.

Lifeless, and without full-body tracking.

Steve: Hey man do you want to have Quest sex?
Alan: No way, I'd rather have sex with a tree.

by Chirping_Cat February 27, 2024

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el sexo con queso

Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.

-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"

by b-rizzle foshizzle September 10, 2005

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