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A Quanze is somebody who is often offensive, but under the impression that they are joking. A Quanze will often insult the culture and personality of his/her friends and think that he/she is funny.

Ugh, that guy right there is such a Quanze. Be careful when you’re talking with them, or else they’ll insult you!

Quanze by Gamr5 June 21, 2023

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Quanze

a nice and kind person always caring for his friends

you are just like Quanze

Quanze by HiHi3553 January 26, 2023

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Quanze • Quander • Quanker • Quante • quance • Quange • quanked • Quansexual • Quanza • quane

Quazzel

Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.

'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'

Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021

quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"

My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.

quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011

Quaneme

Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.

Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)

Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008

Quazed

when one is overly tired from masturbating

Yo, Why does Drew look so tired?

He's hella quazed

Quazed by jessay604 March 7, 2009

quanless

When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"

Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.

quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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