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a nice and kind person always caring for his friends
Quanze by HiHi3553 January 26, 2023
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Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021
(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
when one is overly tired from masturbating
Yo, Why does Drew look so tired?

He's hella quazed
Quazed by jessay604 March 7, 2009
When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"
Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.
quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010
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