Qazed

(Kah-zd)

1) To have a complete and irrational cunt move done unto yourself.

2) To score less then 30% on any variation of exam/test/quiz.

1) Did you see what Mr. Caldwell did to William? He totally qazed him!

2) Fuck man, I just qazed on that test; that will really lower my grade.

by jomama217 November 21, 2011

qazsedcftgbhujmkolp

The final and most advanced stage of boredom, occurs when a user type the entire qwerty keyboard in a zig-zag patter

im soooo bored. *goes to urban dictionary* *types qazsedcftgbhujmkolp* there we go

by qwsedrftgyhujiksdfg February 4, 2019

qazedctgbujmolpikyhnrfvwsx

When you are bored so you decide to type every letter on the keyboard left to right skipping a line the going right to left typing in the lines you skipped.

Chad:Ugh im so bored I typed everything I could into the keyboard.
James: Really you even typed qazedctgbujmolpikyhnrfvwsx?
Chad: Yup.
James: Wow I haven't even been that bored.

by DrunkOnCake May 14, 2018

Apple Qaeda

A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014

qazedctgbujmolwsxrfvyhnikp

When you try to find an original qwerty keyboard mix-up. But alas, somebody already did that...

Hmm... I already tried "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm", "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq" and "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"... But what about "qazedctgbujmolwsxrfvyhnikp"?

by ArieeirA June 1, 2015

Qazedctgbujmol

You have peaked boredom. You should be dead by now. You tried every keyboard combination. Congrats.

I saw him type qazedctgbujmol. He has reached a higher plain of existence

by Blu3flame YT September 10, 2020

y'all qaeda

Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.

Y'all qaeda recently took over a federal building in Oregon

by LeoDeQuirm October 14, 2016