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To be qwardious; qwarred out; qwarbate; the act of being a scandelous asshole

*Suggested to implement "fucking" before the use of qwar (See example)


ref. fag
A: "Aw man, I just shit my pants"
B: "What the fuck?!, Your fuckin qwar"
qwar by Matt H December 11, 2003
Related Words
qwar • qwart • qwarf • qwarking • qwarrrt • qwared • qwarilo • Qwarktastic • qwarmo • qwarp
Do you like ska music? Whoyun's think I am, some big ode qwar?
qwar by Ernie James March 8, 2020
To qwark; qwarking: The act of anal-fisting oneself.
He oiled his nipples and slowly begun qwarking
qwarking by (B)hive April 24, 2011
When a female queefs and farts at the same time.
Omg I think Ashley just qwarted
Qwart by Queeflord69 March 22, 2019

Captain Qwark 

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
Captain Qwark by TacoMann May 26, 2009
when you fart but it creeps up your vagina
i just qwarfed bruh.
qwarf by toonjoose June 15, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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