Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

by Raht November 13, 2016