Purdy's Law 

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf 

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005

purty scale 

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

purty scale by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

Purty Sanchez 

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.

She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!

Purty Sanchez by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

Puddy Shirt by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

Prudy Square

Someone who is both prudish and square. Its immature sound is deliberate; it may very well be used by younger people, or people who act younger than they are.

It may be a generic insult as well; in other words, the person this is directed to doesn't necessarily need to be a prude nor a square.

British in origin.

"Stop being a prudy square, Neil, and do the shopping!"

Prudy Square by Asura October 26, 2004

Purdysburn 

An area of south Belfast in which there is a facility for the mentally ill. Often used as an derogatory term to suggest that someone or something is mentally retarded.

Yeo, Purdysburn!

Where are you from? Purdysburn?

That's Purdysburn mate.

Hey you dropped this (bus ticket with "PURDSYBURN" crudely written on it).

Purdysburn by purdysburn2k7 March 1, 2010