Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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It is the day you steal a Visco girl/boy's hydro flask and smash their face in with it then break their wrists with there scruchese with it and you won't have to go to jail.
by The amazing_dog_bot November 1, 2019
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On March 19th The best holiday of all...

NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
You get to punch your siblings all day with getting away with it.
Hey Bro I'ma punch you because its NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
by qwq qwq qwq October 5, 2020
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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
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Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him
Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day
by Billy bill32 November 21, 2021
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From 5 to 10 July you should knock out gay men, police can't do anything about it
its 5 July,

Soo?
Soo what it’s punch gay day
Ship bro let’s go
by Mofti July 1, 2019
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