Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

Pulitzer Surprise by Burnsides January 1, 2021

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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

The Pulitzer Surprise by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

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