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Puddle Dump 

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
Puddle Dump by kecksucks September 10, 2016
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Puddlejumper 

A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.
When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.
Puddlejumper by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss
Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!
PiddleDump by MrNathanman November 3, 2009

PuddleJumper 

Wow Alex is such a PuddleJumper, we don’t fw Alex

PuddleJúmper 

an annoying pool guest- we don’t like them
Alex is a PuddleJúmper, we don’t fw Alex
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026