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A combination of the word protein and oats, given to the name of the mixture of the two. Proats are made by mixing protein powder with a bowl of oatmeal and usually adding fruit, nuts or honey etc...

This mixture carries no additional benefits over the two ingredients and only offers the promise of instagram likes and snapchat views. Proats are usually consumed by average gym goers just looking for Likes
Hey, what did you eat this morning?

Just had some proats, wbu?

Did you Insta it? Because it doesnt really matter if you didnt ...
Proats by Kiritoluvsboobs November 20, 2016
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procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.
Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.
procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013
Short for protein, need them 4 life.
Hey braaa, eating raw Ramon

Gotta catch up on those prots man!!
*SLURP*
prots by Baddies_In_The_Club March 23, 2022

Protastic 

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.
"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"
Protastic by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Proatmeal 

A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.
He eats proatmeal every day for breakfast. That dude's hardcore.
Proatmeal by Jagerman April 29, 2010

Protastic 

You are so protastic.
Protastic by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing
I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.
protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010