Proats

A combination of the word protein and oats, given to the name of the mixture of the two. Proats are made by mixing protein powder with a bowl of oatmeal and usually adding fruit, nuts or honey etc...

This mixture carries no additional benefits over the two ingredients and only offers the promise of instagram likes and snapchat views. Proats are usually consumed by average gym goers just looking for Likes

Hey, what did you eat this morning?

Just had some proats, wbu?

Did you Insta it? Because it doesnt really matter if you didnt ...

by Kiritoluvsboobs November 20, 2016

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

prots

Short for protein, need them 4 life.

Hey braaa, eating raw Ramon

Gotta catch up on those prots man!!
*SLURP*

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 23, 2022

Protastic

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.

"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"

by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Proatmeal

A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.

He eats proatmeal every day for breakfast. That dude's hardcore.

by Jagerman April 29, 2010

Protastic

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing

I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.

by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010