Prime Minister

Chief minister and leader of the government in political systems based on the Westminster system.
In many systems it is a pre-requisite to nomination to demonstrate an ability to suck up, suck cock, and have a penchant for sadism

"Clean wax and polish as you dust with the Prime Minister's cabinet"

"The Prime Minister - Leaves your surfaces fresh and clean"

"Helen Clarke has the biggest balls I've ever seen on a Prime Minister"

by C McC April 6, 2009

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

by mile211 July 30, 2018

Australian Prime Minister

A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.

"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."

"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."

"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."

by Sparklette March 23, 2021

punch the prime minister

Aussie slang for jerking off

dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister

by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man May 27, 2018