Pretzel Boy 

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Pretzel Boy 

Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.

Pretzel Boy's administration screwed up again

Pretzel Boy by Foxhole September 27, 2005

Pretzel Boy 

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.

Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!

Pretzel Boy by rwtetss May 20, 2019

Pretzel Boy 

Male, age 16-40 who dresses, acts, resembles all his peers. Taken originally from Rold Gold pretzel commercial. Often found at Dave Matthews concerts, Abercrombie & Fitch outlets, and fraternity keg parties. Song by Bomb Threat regarding same.

Nice khakis, you fucking pretzel boy.
Dont waste your time, she only dates pretzel boys.

Pretzel Boy by E-dub May 15, 2005