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To absolutely waste your time on porn, get a computer virus from porn, or have your life otherwise disrupted by porn.
I had a great life, a beautiful girlfriend, a great job, lots of friends... 5 hours of porn a day ruined all of that... damn did I ever get pr0nd.
Pr0nd by DruePhoenix August 5, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Contraction of "pr0n" and the french word "poney" (pony).
Can be used as an adjective either to describe small horses having sexual intercourse, or something that seems cute but you find disturbing.
Two people are in a barn :

"- Hey look, these two ponies are getting laid !
- Gross !! Dude, you know I hate pr0ney !"

"- Hey Barry, see how my kitty licks itself. He's SOOOO cute when he does that !
- Mhhh, that's kinda pr0ney though..."
pr0ney by ta_mere January 19, 2010
Related Words
Pr0nd pr0n PRNDL Prandsome pr0n* pr0n6s pr0n turkey prand prandle prandom

prendeville 

To do a prendeville. To have a sly wank on a plane in your seat and to blame it on painkillers and booze
I was on a flight and this fella next to me was doing a right old prendeville in his pants. The dirty fecker!
prendeville by corklanger November 4, 2010
(1) Pornographic Material viewed, obtained or created via Computer.

(2) Word used to evade spellling filters which look for the word 'Porn'

(3) Used to describe material which is deserving of (or will be subjected to) the degree of intense speculation and overeager viewing normally reserved for high quality pornography.
(1) I downloaded some great Pr0n last night from Kazaa

(2) lol net.cop dont filter pr0n in the watch list

(3) check out this ones specs - 15K 3D MARK!!!
pr0n by Jez April 25, 2003

Sean Prendergast 

A person who abuses drugs all day and is a huge pothead that drinks while playing Gears of War 3. This kid has a lot of issues and he loves to drink.
Sean Prendergast by Frogfrog2222 September 25, 2011

Prendido 

maan me n gus got a 20 of dat scama and were all prendido!
Prendido by spykes March 14, 2009

pr0ncrastinating 

the act of utilizing pornography when you should really be doing something else
"Michael caught Weslee pr0ncrastinating while the sales system was down."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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