A funky city, where you can find nice people, a cool downtown, and nice houses. Known for it's name, "The city of roses", Portland is a green city. Portland citizens only have one problem, the weather. Portland is also known for it's gloomy weather. From experience living there, I must say that its a good city, but the weather is terrible. Portland is located in north Oregon.
by finley4445 July 11, 2008
Small town in Tennessee where teenagers and young adults think that the Sonic parking lot is the only place in town to play corn hole, meet for fights, rev their trucks and have to much PDA and think it’s okay.
Also the home town of baseball player Corey Brewer.
Also the home town of baseball player Corey Brewer.
by Omega2423 January 23, 2019
Portland is the largest city in Oregon, USA and is well know for its Forest Park and the Rose Garden. It is sometimes rainy, but it is sunny just as often. Portland gets wet winters, chilly-warm springs, warm summers, and cool falls. It is near both the Pacific Coast and the Colombia River. It surrounds an area of the Willamette River. It is decked with trees and flowers. It has peaceful neighborhoods on the east side of the river and a busy downtown area on the west side. The schools there are great and the city is packed with assorted resturaunts that will suit even the pickiest eaters. It is considered one of the most children-friendly cities around. There is also Portland, Maine.
I am thinking of taking a vacation this winter to Portland, OR, where there won't be snow piled up outside my door each morning.
by Funnyfavorer November 2, 2011
Portland is a metropolis in the Northwest of the United States. Its full of green thinkers, green citizens, and a gay mayor. Visit Portland today!
by livylou69 February 19, 2009
The best city in the US. Its located in Oregon, beautiful and green. Downtown in Portland has the most sketchy people. The totally fun place to be. It has so much to see, like portlandia, interesting people, and beautiful trees and sunsets. I've lived in Portland all my life and I always want to live here. Also, Portland has the most amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing restaraunts, from thai food to italian to chinese to american to indian to spanish to mexian to everything else. Come to Portland the place of yummy food and 0 sales taxes :)
by Sarpar December 22, 2011
Okay, everyone says portland is indie and grunge and earthy and hippie and weird. It is, kinda, but i live here and i'm a perfectly normal, average female teenager. Okay? It's still cool even though it's in a state thats "green" It is know for things other than indie grunge stuff. I'm just trying to break the portland stereotype. AND IT IS NOT TRYING TO COPY SEATTLE!! Just FYI people.
guy1: wow portland is so weird. it has like tons of hippies and stoners.
guy2: dude, it's actually pretty normal.
guy1: oh.
guy2: dude, it's actually pretty normal.
guy1: oh.
by Dancerchick1895 February 3, 2009
Oregon's largest city, known for its gay mayor, Sam Adams, and his affinity for teenaged boys, Tonya Harding, and people who like to sit in drum circles (a hippie version of a Circle Jerk).
It's also know for it's higher than average percentage of women who refuse to shave Earthmuffins, tree-hugging, effeminate men, and people who have a genuine hatred of any mode of transportation that isn't public or pedal powered.
It's also know for it's higher than average percentage of women who refuse to shave Earthmuffins, tree-hugging, effeminate men, and people who have a genuine hatred of any mode of transportation that isn't public or pedal powered.
Person 1: Hey, I just had a woman with hairy armpits, who smelled of Patchouli ask me to protest the city's lack of funding for people who want to change their gender. They're going to kick the protest off at a drum circle, and wrap it up by singing Kumbaya.
Person 2: Oh, well you must be in Portland, Oregon.
Person 1: Why yes, I am. How'd you know?--Oops, gotta go, I'm getting felched by the Mayor Adams.
Person 2: Oh, well you must be in Portland, Oregon.
Person 1: Why yes, I am. How'd you know?--Oops, gotta go, I'm getting felched by the Mayor Adams.
by PDX Lover April 19, 2011