port st. lucie 

filled with just old people and ghetto teenagers who wanna act hard (we all know your not) and some of the biggest hoes you will ever meet. there's almost no fun places to hangout ever since the cops flooded tradition square. most boring place in the county

wassup shawty where u from?
port st. lucie what ab u?
oh nah 💀 *blocked*

port st. lucie by Karen Da Manager December 5, 2021

Port St Lucie 

An extremely boring city. It has an over-abundance of Walmarts, Walgreens, CVS's, and Publix's.

Most of the teens are uneducated, sexually active, and they all look the same.
The "scene" crowd takes over the entire city.
There is nothing to do but go to Superplay and smoke weed.

1: Hey! Where do you live?
2: HELL.
1: Oh, sorry man, didn't know you lived in Port St Lucie.

Port St Lucie by CynicalWin July 6, 2010

Port St Lucie 

Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America

If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.

Port St Lucie by DW0rkz August 4, 2007