Porkanite

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 08, 2011