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1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
by George P. November 22, 2015
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