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Popscockles 

How Skwisgaar Skwigelf pronounces "popsicles".
All right, all right, popscockles we cans haves
Popscockles by Stabbyraccoon December 11, 2007

neopolitan popsickle 

when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)
"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle

popsickle 

Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
UrbanDictionary.com definition: Penis.
I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.

Sick freak.
popsickle by Zach G. November 16, 2003

popsickled 

when skateboarding your skateboard gos vertical and you land on it really hard with your nuts
dude! daniel got popsickled
popsickled by philip miller111 June 28, 2008

Adult Popsickle 

1) A standard popsickle dipped into a glass of hard liquor.

2) Cock.
1) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

2) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

Paedophile Popsickle 

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
Paedophile Popsickle by tomafishaful November 12, 2011